is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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