Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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