Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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