real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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