I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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