i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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