just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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