I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I love having hate sex.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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