Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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