he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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