trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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