It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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