Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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