No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
