Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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