hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
