So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
