Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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