im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i came on her dog
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize