Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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