It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I would ride that face into the sunset
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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