Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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