You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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