i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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