Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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