Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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