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  I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head

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• (714): View more from California

  after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.

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