Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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