I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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