Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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