Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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