i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Operation Purity has been aborted
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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