Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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