You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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