i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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