I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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