Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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