bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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