idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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