I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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