Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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