Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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