Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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