Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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