Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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