I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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