did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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