i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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