I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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