So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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