Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He? As in you personified your dick?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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