Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So many bounce houses so little time
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Can I color on your dick again?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
